What happens when you sit next to a pair of loved-up newlyweds? Well, Bikram Vohra explained it best in a Facebook post that has now gone viral!
While most people come back with tales of crying babies on flights, Vohra, a Dubai-based columnist wrote about his hilarious encounter with a newlywed couple whose public display of affection was simply overwhelming.
It all started on his 'flight from hell,' where he was seated next to a newlywed couple.
In a post that has been shared over 12,608 times, with more than 32,000 likes, Bohra details how travelling with a besotted couple that left him in a state of 'mute horror.' His account includes the couple feeding food to each other and even playing a game of 'who finds the longest noodle.'
This story is so good, we bet you'll be left rolling on the floor laughing.
So here's how 'Flying high with the newly weds' felt:
Airline passengers with little babies are nothing compared to newly-weds. I had them next to me and she is spooned into him with no daylight between them and I get a filthy look being the intruder and she is wearing those red and white bangles up to her elbows like a badge of honour and he is telling her that the plane flies because when the engines start the exhaust pushes the plane faster and faster and then like a pebble from a catapult it shoots upwards.
Never heard such baloney in my life and she has that look of liquid admiration like he had just discovered a fourth law for Newton and if the Wright brothers had heard this they would have given up flying and taken up paddle boating instead.
As we take off she combs his hair with her henna designed fingers and he tap taps her on the nose as we ‘catapult’ into the sky.
The lunch cart comes along and they discuss the menu like this was a global summit and he says, you choose and she says, no,no, no, you choose and he says, no whatever you want and she giggles like only newly weds can giggle and even the stewardess has got this ‘get on with it expression’ and finally they settle for a samosa and a carton of hot noodles.
Continue reading to see what this loved-up couple does next, we bet it'll make you fall off your chair!
When their meal arrives she feeds him and he feeds her in a culinary orgy of ecstasy and she then opens the pot of noodles and says, its hot and he rubs her fingers and does, foo foo.
And you want to tell him, man to man, foofoo as much as you want because a couple of years down the road foofoo will be phutt.
Then, as the Lord is my witness, he kisses her fingertips one by one and pulls out a noodle, blows on it and feeds it to her. In a return match she pull out the second noodle and after caressing it with her breath feeds him as I watch on in mute horror.
Then they have a bet to see who will pull out the longest noodle.
They think this is the best game ever, much ahead of candy crush and angry birds and for ten minutes they compete and the score is 9-6 in her favour and he’s looking at her like she has won the gold medal at the Olympics.
And I am thinking I have been married 37 years and if turned to my wife and said, let’s see who can pull out the longest spicey chicken flavoured noodle would it come off as a reflection of grand romance.
I think not. I’d probably end up the stone in the catapult.
Well, this couple is clearly setting the precedence for unrealistic couple goals!
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