25 Funny and relatable tweets from Celebrity parents
Despite having legions of adoring fans following and 'liking' their every update on social media, these celebrity parents don't have it any easier
Despite having legions of adoring fans following and 'liking' their every update on social media, these celebrity parents don't have it any easier.
They have to deal with changing diapers, lack of sleep, and even changes in their own body just like the rest of us.
And just like any other parent, they know that the key of surviving parenthood is to live each day with lots of patience, love and a wicked sense of humor.
1. Mariah Carey's pregnancy woes are all too familiar
FYI- if my feet get any bigger I'm gonna start chargein 'em rent!!!(NY gansta voice: ) uggggghhhhhhh
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) April 6, 2011
2. Because party planning doesn't have to be stressful
Gideon & Harper are 9 months old today. Having a low key party. 400 people. Viper room. Slam dancing. Pitbull is performing. Should be dope.
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) July 12, 2011
3. And kids are wise beyond their years
I asked my daughter Lola why she's so messy she said "I was born that way" I didn't quite know what to say after that..lol!
— Denise Richards (@DENISE_RICHARDS) July 2, 2011
4. I mean, seriously
Just leaving super fun production of the wizard of oz. Apple saw the sign and called it wizard of ounce. Brilliant.
— Gwyneth Paltrow (@GwynethPaltrow) July 3, 2011
5. Unbeknownst to many, the late night show moonlights as Captain Obvious
Easter egg hiding tip: most kids aren't allowed on the roof ;)
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 15, 2011
6. Because in their kid's eyes they're not celebrities
Evan just said he's tired of people calling me Jenny McCarthy. He said, "tell everyone 2 call u Evan's mom, that's really who you r."
— Jenny McCarthy (@JennyMcCarthy) June 26, 2011
7. Because parenting isn't like being on the set of 'Friends'
what up! been buried in diapers, but having a blast... btw, don't piss my little girl off -- she's got great aim and projectile poo.
— schwim (@DavidSchwimmer) June 23, 2011
8. And Nap time can happen anywhere
Just saw Shrek the musical with Mason! Wow what an adorable show...we had a blast!! Such a magical night. Sleeping with our Shrek ears on.
— Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) July 15, 2011
More giggle-inducing celebrity tweets about parenting on the next page!
9. Let's face it: some kids will develop faster than others
Oh man.. Ricki asked me if its true that Justin Bieber only likes brunettes. Does it really begin the DAY she turns 6?!
— Emily MaynardJohnson (@EmilyMaynard) June 29, 2011
10. We've all had that moment
Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) April 21, 2014
11. Childbirth tends to bring out our charming side
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) pic.twitter.com/uHfY3adroc
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 23, 2014
12. And our sarcastic one
Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2014
13. Necessity is the mother of 'expression'
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) February 15, 2015
14. Nothing's permanent but Death and Taxes
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011
15. Parents struggle to 'adult' sometimes
Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren't polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they're totally funny... #StruggleIsReal
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) January 30, 2015
16. No tweet ever held more truth
Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?
— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) February 4, 2011
17. Kids are easy to please
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) December 25, 2012
More parenting celebrity hilarity on the next page!
18. 'Milestones' need effort
Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?
— Busy Philipps (@Busyphilipps25) March 11, 2011
my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss
— P!nk (@Pink) June 14, 2011
20. Planning ahead is always good
Bryn met a 6 yr old boy who picks her flowers&she calls them "wawas."Can I arrange their marriage?he said he'll marry at 20 when he's OLD!
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) July 27, 2011
21.We won't tell
My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) July 2, 2014
22. Parenting is humbling
245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy's. #ThanksgivingThrowdown
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) November 28, 2014
23. It teaches you to be selfless
Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma
— christina applegate (@1capplegate) December 5, 2014
24. And to laugh at our messes
Im not mad my kids spilled water all over my jeans, I'm mad they didnt get my t-shirt so I could've gotten some attention out of it!
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) March 29, 2013
25. But ultimately, they make us feel giddy and wonderful and they make life worth living
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) July 1, 2014
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